It would be a disservice to these Polynesian-inspired concoctions to call them mere jungle juices a blindly-curated cornucopia of rums and fruit adorned with a paper umbrella with the sole purpose of getting you drunk. Well, there would be an entire subculture of tiki fanatics who would respectfully disagree with that notion.
There’s a certain school of thought that if a cocktail has more than three ingredients then it’s not worth drinking.
